Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Porky's, the man, the bar and ... that movie

Props used in film, Porky's, Miami 1982
State Archives of Florida



By Jane Feehan

Stories abound about the man, Donald K. Baines and his South Florida bar, Porky’s Hide Away. They can’t all be told here.

The man and his bar probably helped stoke the party image of Fort Lauderdale. The first mention found about Ohio native Baines, known as Porky to his friends, patrons, and law enforcement, was a legal notice posted in the Fort Lauderdale News, March 4,1955 to “engage in business under the name Jean and Porky’s Hide Away Restaurant.” It was no family restaurant, though Jean, or Wilma Jean, was his wife. The business was located at the 3900 block of North Federal Highway in Oakland Park, adjacent to Fort Lauderdale (now site of LA Fitness).

Three weeks later, Porky’s Hide Away (with or without the hyphen) was advertising Sunday jam sessions starting at 4 pm. A month later the ads included liquor offerings: beer at 45 cents, whiskey for 60 and cocktails at 75 cents. The 300-seat venue featured an open-air, screened-in dance floor. Endearing himself to the party crowd, Porky offered to buy the first barrel of beer for patrons arriving early. He was guided either by hope or really knew his patrons.   

By 1956 and 1957, Porky’s was frequently mentioned in Fort Lauderdale News entertainment columns. Baines lined up famous acts one after the other. The Hurricanes, an all-Black dance band from Las Vegas headlined for a few nights. Famous dance orchestra leader Johnny Long made it there as did Flip Wilson, Jackie Wilson, Freddy Bell and the Bell Boys, Don Ho and world-famous jazz drummer Gene Krupa.

It was the age of classic rock ‘n roll. From 4 pm to 4 am, Baines featured Twist contests (a popular dance then), limbo competitions and probably the area’s first bikini contests—prefiguring those at Fort Lauderdale’s beach bars like the Candy Store and others a decade or two later. In 1961 Porky opened Calypso Village behind or replaced Porky’s Hideaway.

Just as ubiquitous as advertisements for Porky’s enterprises were stories about his scrapes with the law. The first incident, though not a run in with the law, was about an after-hours robbery at the bar in 1957. Porky, with the assistance or guard of the Oakland Park Police, had moved a drawer with $1,500 cash and traveler’s checks to an upstairs apartment. He then went for coffee with friends and returned 15 minutes later to discover a break in and the $1,500 missing.  

The files on Donald Porky Baines offer much more, including:

1960 – Baines was accused in 1960 and acquitted in 1961 of forging a traveler’s check.

1965 – A patron sued Baines for having been beaten up by two others at Porky’s. The matter was settled out of court.

1965 – Baines was accused of alleged tax evasion

1966 – Porky allegedly involved in several incidents of assault

1967 – He was accused and acquitted of receiving stolen property, an adding machine and electric typewriter stolen from Fort Lauderdale City Hall.

1968 – Baines was sentenced to five years in prison for six charges of excise tax evasion. He was released on appeal and was told to sell his business by October 1 that year or lose his liquor license and to never again use the name, “Porky’s.”  He opened another club, the Palace.

1968 - While out on appeal for tax evasion charges, Baines, 42, was found behind Porky’s with an apparent self-inflicted gun shot to the head in June. He recovered.

1968 – Baines was also accused of allegedly showing pornographic movies and allegedly employing a convicted felon (liquor license provision).

Donald Baines, who kept a “pet” lion in a cage behind Porky’s and drove a pink car, closed Porky’s in 1967. He opened again under the name “The Palace” to the chagrin of Kings Park Condominium, next door, who registered multiple complaints about noise from Porky’s.  

Porky Baines had beaten all raps through legal technicalities and loopholes. But his luck ran out in 1972 when he was convicted of robbery conspiracy on a home in Coconut Isle on the Las Olas Isles.  

His appeal was denied and he was sentenced to 15 years in prison. Porky’s home at the 5700 block of 19th Avenue (Fort Lauderdale?) was seized by the government for a tax bill. 

While working as handyman for his attorney, Arthur B. Parkhurst, Baines committed suicide in a truck after leaving a note reading: “I can’t make it anymore.”  He was about 47. Quite a fall from the big-name acts, pet lion and pink car. Some said it was a stormy life. It was one with a big impact on Fort Lauderdale’s party reputation.

About the movie, Porky’s

The 1982 film, Porky'swas written and directed by Bob Clark and loosely based on Porky or his bar. Clark’s inspiration was reportedly his high school antics at Boca Ciega High School in Gulfport, Florida and at Fort Lauderdale High School. It was filmed in Miami at Miami Senior High and at Greynolds Park.

Porky’s, marketed as a “lowbrow coming of age story,” was the fifth highest grossing film that year. Perhaps the huge success of Animal House, similar in genre and released in 1978, set high expectations. Reviews were more positive after its release than they are today.  However, film critics Siskel and Ebert ranked it as one of the worst movies that year. Sequels Porky’s II and Revenge of Porky were not as successful.      

 Copyright © 2023. All rights reserved. Jane Feehan

Sources:

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Fort Lauderdale News, Jan. 6, 1957

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Wikipedia

IMDB.org

 

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